one time my boyfriend cracked an egg and it looked just like a fish
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Posts tagged funny.
I fucking hate game night with the engineering graduates
haha the o.p’s caption to this is just “Please stop liking and Reblogging this.”
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I WENT TO THE CAFE DOWN THE STREET AND THERE WERE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE THERE CELEBRATING THIS LIZARDS BIRTHDAY
HE HAS A LITTLE PARTY HAT
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This is very important
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this is my dad’s first ever text he’s sent to me i am screaming
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the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings
ALBINO ORC
THAT IS SO SPOT ON I’M DYING OF LAUGHTER
The remarks about this guy’s appearance are flawless.
I think “looks like Garey Busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees” is my favorite.
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play with us squidward
oh mY GOD
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